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Joke of the Day

"FUN FACT: Scientists have proven, there IS in fact life outside the United States."

"Father: You're grounded. Son: Jim Morrison sucked! *storms off to room* Father: What did I tell you about slamming The Doors!"

"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird."

"MUGGER: Empty your pockets! ME: But these are cargo shorts. (45 min later) ME: That's the left one MUGGER: Seriously. ME: I am SO sorry"

"How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride? exhausted."

"Did you like www.flower.com? Not at first....but it grew on me!"

"Go ahead and cremate your grandma, you've urned it."

"FYI Valentines Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up."

"Whats the devil's favorite meal? fillet of soul"

"Where do baby cows go to eat lunch? At the calf-eteria."