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Joke of the Day

"FUN FACT: Scientists have proven, there IS in fact life outside the United States."

"Where do people keep their shampoo? In their shambutt."

"#1 Handjob Tip for Women: Use your mouth."

"What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice? Pulp Fiction"

"Today, I asked my husband if he would still love me if I was ugly and fat. He answered, ""Yes, honey I do."""

"Generally, all generalisations are false."

"How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp? Give him sheet music."

"How can you tell if your sperm count is high? Your partner has to chew before they swallow."

"How do you kill a hipster? Drown him in the mainstream."

"How did the Australian make the Olympics? He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss"