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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys hear about the talking polar bear? He's very arcticulate! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Next Joke
"GOD: no work on the sabbath or I'll kill you ISRAEL [hasn't had a day off in 400 years]: awesome! GOD: what ISRAEL: we mean...oh no so hard"
"Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No it's theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention."
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an Essay."
"Donald Duck has been hanged... ...And is now in a state of suspended animation."
"Some consider Romeo and Juliet a tale of true romantic love... But only if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic..."
"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-einated"
"Once you... Once you go black, you're a single mother."
"How do you make gold soup? Put 14 carrots in it."
"What's a man's idea of a perfect date? A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack."