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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A: A Yamahahaha"
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"My grandfather has the heart of a lion... ...and a lifetime ban from the local zoo."
"They say that when you find a spider in Australia... you hear boss battle music."
"Why couldn't the feminist change the light bulb? Feminists can't change anything."
"What do you call a james bond film about a calculator? Casio royale"
"My GPA.. My GPA is the square root of -16. An imaginary 4.0"
"What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day? Hello ladies. Warm enough for you?"
"Me: why did you stop me? Cop: for starters you're not wearing a seatbelt. Me: what about main course? Cop: step out of the car."
"I'm working on a book for dyslexics right now. It's incredibly difficult, cause I'm doing it all in palindromes."
"I just saved a ton of money on my Christmas shopping by expressing my political views on facebook."