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Joke of the Day

"What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day? Hello ladies. Warm enough for you?"

"What did the two vaginas say to the butthole? ""Don't hate us if you anus."""

"Taxi drivers seem pretty sad these days... I guess you could say they're, *uber* depressed."

"People say Steve Jobs died too soon I think it was a fitting metaphor for Apple's attitude to battery life. -Frankie Boyle"

"Did you hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he ... /Badump-psh."

"Did you hear the one about the baseball player murdered mid-game? He went down swinging!"

"What do you call a singing laptop? Adele"

"It is rude to Digg an article without first checking for gass, waterr or other utilityy lines."

"Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy? It takes longer to pick up"

"What's the difference between me and a pigeon? A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW"