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Joke of the Day

"I'm working on a book for dyslexics right now. It's incredibly difficult, cause I'm doing it all in palindromes."

"Short joke about the computer-era generation A mother asks her son: ""What do you write at the end of a sentence"" ""Mmmmh.... a .com?"""

"What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !"

"I AM THE MAN OF THIS HOUSE AND WHAT I SAY GOES in one ear and out the other."

"Sometimes, late at night, I'll look up at the stars and wonder if you're also stealing lawn furniture."

"What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower? An oopsy daisy."

"The guy who made my sandwiches told me Have Fun as he handed them to me. Not sure what he thinks I was gonna do wit them"

"Life was dangerous when I was young. We answered the phone never knowing who was on the other end."

"In order to say you're ""born again"" you should have to spend a week on a cross or 9 months in a vat of amniotic fluid."

"What sound does a dying Turkey make? Coup coup coup"