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Joke of the Day

"What's the problem with a Jewish football team? you're gonna need a new squad as soon as soon as they hit the showers"

"Which day is the most agreeable? Yesterday"

"Somebody wake up Green Day."

"How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan? He was de-lighted"

"What do you call herpes on a scarecrow? A corn on the cob"

"Why did the polar bear join the terrorist group. Because that is where the ISIS."

"The Mens Rights subreddit did a poll to show how diverses their users are. They are 80% Single, white, 18-24, american males. HAHAHAHAHAHA"

"Life is a comedy for those who think, but a tragedy for those who feel."

"Does the Five Second Rule apply to gravy?"

"People who make me do a slight jog because they hold the door open for me when I'm 15 feet away are the first to die when I become god."