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Joke of the Day

"Why did the polar bear join the terrorist group. Because that is where the ISIS."

"You know how I found out I have a fruit fetish? I had an Orange Crush."

"My gym instructor says that Warm-Ups are extremely necessary. So, I brought donuts along this time but I can't find the microwave oven."

"How do astronauts make a party? They planet."

"What do you call a really, really quiet piece of meat? A shh-kebab. --- I love you too, fellas."

"What is the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke"

"Taking a nap is like sex..... It's never as good as you had hoped for but better than nothing."

"I fell into a sewer the other day. It was really shit and draining to get out of."

"Dad asks me have you heard of the new movie constipation? I was all like what, no. And he said, It never came out."

"What's the difference between yogurt and America? Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years"