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Joke of the Day

"Not only is my short-term memory horrible... So is my short-term memory."

"I read Sci Fi the same way that I read recipes I skip to the end and think, ""that'll never happen"""

"Auctioneers are proof white guys could rap if they tried hard enough."

"Two bitches walk into a bar. The bartender says there's a collar for both of you."

"Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans? Because if they had one more, they would be 240."

"What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich? *Make me one with everything*"

"They say no two people can see a color the exact same way so does that mean color is like A Pigment of your imagination"

"A customer asked me for a good reliable printer..."

"I want you to be completely honest with me as long as you're only pointing out my strengths."