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Joke of the Day

"So, the KGB walks into a bar... ...and they start, uh... they... I, uh... I don't know. I didn't see *anything*; I swear!"

"I wanted to date a girl once... but as a server admin I couldn't come out of my shell."

"And then Satan said, ""Put the alphabet in math..."""

"Do you know what you call a nickle and a penny? The Sixth Cents"

"ted cruz looks like he puts ketchup all over his fries instead dipping them"

"""This race is over,"" said Donald Trump, referring to the entire human race if he is elected president."

"Call-in sick every morning to somewhere you don't work"

"Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!"

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? the snowBALLS"

"The inventor of rock, paper, scissors must have been an extremely dangerous man if he considered paper a weapon."