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Joke of the Day
"Old Macdonald had a really bad scrabble hand...... E - I - E - I - O....."
Next Joke
"My bank called me today to alert me my card was used for a gym membership and they doubted it was legit because they see where I go to eat."
"I asked him about his weekend, but apparently what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness."
"If FiveGuys had been founded by black people It should have been called ThreeGuys."
"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton ended up in a car crash who would be saved? America"
"Q: What happens when a frog parks illegally? A: It gets 'toad'."
"Why Donald Trump will not release his tax returns even though it seriously jeopardizes his presidential campaign? No **Juan** should know how much money he has, country needs to build the wall first."
"Britain is like a man on a toilet... It just wanted to get rid of that shit and leave."
"My wife left me because she said I made a meal out of everything. I intend to make her eat those words."
"My voicemail message is a 20 second recording of me sighing."