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Joke of the Day

"Old Macdonald had a really bad scrabble hand...... E - I - E - I - O....."

"That's the third time in a week I've woken myself up by farting. One more complaint and they're not gonna let me drive this bus anymore."

"Sometimes there's a huge disaster and lots of people die but it's ok because no celebrities got divorced."

"How can you tell when you're in a bad strip club? It's not hard."

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Trick question. The answer is C: The farmer."

"Q.How is a heart like a musician? A.They both have a beat :)"

"Did you hear about the pecan orgy? It was fucking nuts."

"I hate the alphabet so much... I'm thinking about burning an F or G."

"Can't wait for the first bad thing to happen in 2017 so I can post ""what is this, 2016?"" Ha! Today an on duty seeing eye dog growled at me."

"Just once I would like to hear an athlete thank God for their talent and their pharmacist for everything God left out."