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Joke of the Day
"What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg? It ends."
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"Every morning is the dawn of a new error."
"If you wear a onesie to a wedding, no one will ever invite you to another one."
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"What is the definition of a farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field. *hehehe* Credit: Laffy Taffy"
"I was working at the butchers yesterday and a man comes in looking for a small chicken. I asked him to describe it so we can look for it together."
"I like my coffee like I like my men Tall, dark, strong, and inside of me."
"My girlfriend and my motorcycle have something in common. The faster I accelerate the ride, the more likely I am to break my crotch."