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Joke of the Day
"What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg? It ends."
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"""There's Dave"" Regular Dave or Dave who thinks he's a hotdog and ""f"" is a vowel? [cut to Dave writing in a book titled ""Diary of an frank""]"
"Oscar Pistorius gets six years jail. Jail, then home detention, and back to jail. Wow, for someone with no legs he's covering a lot of ground."
"A baby seal walks into a club... That's it. A baby seal walks into a club. o_o"
"Sorry, but the greatest thing since sliced bread is sandwiches. Period."
"How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !"
"What is the difference between Reddit and children's television? Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content."
"Why did the baker have smelly hands? He kneaded a poo."
"How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"
"Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab? He was hooked on phonics."