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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes there's a huge disaster and lots of people die but it's ok because no celebrities got divorced."

"What's 10 foot long and stinks of piss? Old folk doing the conga."

"Anyone notice the irony behind ""hyphenated"" and ""non-hyphenated""?"

"""Mom, I'm sorry I'm not a doctor."" -Me ""It's okay if you're not a doctor, or anything else."" -Mom So true, much wow, no shock."

"A world without women would be a pain in the ass."

"My wacky Lutheran parents think my fiance is methane based because they don't belive in carbon dating."

"Blanket on: too hot, Blanket off: too cold, 1 leg out: perfect, until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it & drags you down the hall."

"Other Trump supporters might be racist, but I'm not. My girlfriend's black. But only the area around her eyes where I punch her."

"I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee i'm not picky, anything but black will do"

"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?... Make me one with everything."