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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes there's a huge disaster and lots of people die but it's ok because no celebrities got divorced."

"What's the difference between a joke and 3 cocks? You can't take a joke."

"The worst thing about pedophiles is... ...they're all fucking immature assholes."

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The Bartender says, ""Hey, Rene, you want a scotch?"" Descartes replies, ""No, I think not."" And then he vanishes. No dice."

"Just tell me those 3 words I am dying to hear: ""The meeting's cancelled."""

"What's the best part about being a mute? It goes without saying..."

"I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. "

"It's a shame Pacquiao is opposed to gay marriage. If they were married Mayweather would have boxed more aggressively."

"""Crouching Tiger, Hidden Butthole"". Sometimes I just say things. I don't know."

"No male deserves to win the lottery.. They already won it when they were born."