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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes? Crude Oil."
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"Golfers always bring two pairs of pants to the Masters. Just in case they get a hole in one."
"Niece (4): Uncle, what do you get if you mix blue and purple? Me: Blurple. *She walks away satisfied and amazed at all the things I ""know"""
"My math professor had to go into rehab yesterday. He had sum problems."
"There's a reason it's called ""girls gone wild"" and not ""women gone wild"". When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub."
"What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese? I didn't cottage in my pants"
"Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving? So he can cut corners. `Pretty old Dutch joke that surprisingly also works in English.`"
"What did one casket say to the other? ""Is that you coffin?"""
"My phone died doing what it loves: dying."