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Joke of the Day
"What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world? Nothing, she's fine."
Next Joke
"Q: What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor? A: Turn Rachmanin off."
"What do you call a prostitue from Maui? ""Hana Ho"""
"Word of the day: exhaustipated. Too tired to give a shit."
"I have been a prostitute for 40 years and I only have one piece of advice. Always enjoy the small things."
"Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew The Chosen Phew"
"In order to prepare for the future, I'm going to practice wearing adult diapers. But only when I'm drinking."
"You know what's fucking shit? A scat fetish"
"How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !"
"Dad I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to it already has its own spots!"