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Joke of the Day

"It's now apparently politically incorrect to say ""Black paint"" Now you have to say ""Tyrone can you please go paint the fence?""."

"She was upset when I gave her 4 quarters rather than dollar... It has the same value. It doesn't make any cents."

"3 men were on a boat.. And all they had were 4 cigarettes. Unsure on what to do, one of them throws a cigarette overboard. Now the boat was a cigarette lighter."

"Why did the Fonz have red eyes? Because he had **AYYY** fever!"

"Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?!!!"

"Doctor says to his patient ""you have cancer and Alzheimer"".. Patient looks at him and says: ""At least I don't have cancer."""

"I have a splitting headache today. Voldemort must be back from the dead and attempting to kill me."

"Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing."

"Like a good neighbor State Farm and I haven't ever spoken."

"What do you call the slums in Paris? The baghetto"