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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you say to a man with five penises? A: ""Your jeans fit like a glove."""
Next Joke
"Do you guys want to hear about my Friday night? I had quite an experience at home by myself. At one point I even picked my coat up from the floor. It was off the hook."
"I'm just waiting for a bold, courageous restaurant that IS responsible for lost or stolen items."
"What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days? They're both Decomposing"
"Why was the 4 year old African kid crying? He was having a mid-life crisis."
"unstable person: ""when there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth"" stable person: ""i look after the horses"""
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
"I'm really impressed by both Kim Kardashian and Caitlyn Jenner... Both women got famous by making a dick disappear."
"I'm starting to wish I were a werewolf so I'd have a better reason for waking up nude in public with no memory of how I got there."
"If Trump gets elected this November I'm going to jack off Because I might as well cum if I'm getting fucked."