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Joke of the Day
"What is Gordon Ramsay's favourite movie? It's fucking Frozen!!!!!"
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"Me: I have no friends My bed: Wow I'm like right here"
"What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid? If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off."
"What class does everyone remember fondly from Highschool? Nostalgebra"
"What's the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle."
"Who will win this Super Bowl's coin toss? Hillary Clinton"
"If Barnes and Noble started selling paint, what colors would they sell?.. 50 Shades of Grey"
"People who do not use the grocery store divider bar can rot in hell."
"Why does Africa never win Olympics Because it's a continent, You idiot"
"""Finish your peas. Kids in China are starving"" ""Finish your math. Kids in America are cheating off the Asian kids"""