76491

Joke of the Day

"What is Gordon Ramsay's favourite movie? It's fucking Frozen!!!!!"

"What does 80 year old pussy taste like? Depends."

"Adolf Hitler wasn't so bad... I mean he did kill Hitler."

"I just watched a show about burritos spinning in a circle because my television's broken and my microwave's not."

"[Alligator feeding at the zoo] Me: Hey let me do it Keeper: 1st time? M: Heck no *alligator takes me by the arm* I WAS JUST BRAGGING SAVE ME"

"What do you call a woman who misses her period? Fucked"

"Just saw a man crying because he doesn't know what a homophone is To comfort him I sat next to him, patted his back and said, ""They're, their, there..."""

"3 Big things happened to me today 1) My neighbor said he didn't like me 2) My neighbor got hit by a bus 3) I lost my bus drivers license"

"I don't understand why people make jokes out of 9/11 Those jokes are just plane wrong"

"i'm so sorry sir, but we here at chase bank don't accept gun-for-money exchanges. and we need an amount, not just ""all the money you got"""