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Joke of the Day

"I fucked a fat woman in an elevator once It was wrong on so many levels"

"The church across the street opened a new Jesus-themed ferris wheel. Their accountant told me they needed it to turn a prophet."

"PISSED: teen gets fed up with teacher ""can i use the bathroom?"" ""i don't know, CAN you?"" *takes deep breath* *pisses all over teachers desk*"

"I need feminism.. ..because I've never heard a 'dumb blond' joke about a man!"

"My girl's got the Dubstep of Periods... I'm waiting forever for it to drop"

"Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold."

"Tuna are probably pretty annoyed with how much we worry about catching dolphins in our tuna nets."

"I wasn't mad. Then you asked me 12 times if I was mad. Well, now I'm mad."

"Dragon. Knock Knock? Who's there? Dragon. Dragon who? I was dragon my balls across your mom's face last night."

"What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath? One has hope in her soul..."