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Joke of the Day
"What type of food do firefly's love to eat? Light food."
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"What type of pants do Japanese people wear? Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)"
"Don't play pocket hockey... the referee is a dick!"
"I'm surprised the human race doesn't solve more conflicts with warm bread."
"Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh yes. He's a rabbit fan!"
"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nah, that would be too long anyway."
"An atheist, a Muslim, and a Born-again Christian are seated together on a plane. They have a pleasant flight because they're not assholes."
"How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb? Who's asking?"
"A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand... ... and he says ""Make me one with everything""."
"*sees window washer in a harness outside office high rise* *holds up sign from desk* YOU'RE NOT EVEN FLYING EVERYONE CAN SEE THE STRINGS"