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Joke of the Day

"Days after a massive F5 tornado hits Mississippi.. ...financial experts estimate it did over 50 million dollars worth of good."

"Why can't a prostitute count to 70? Because 69's a mouthful."

"I've been driving for about seven years and haven't had an accident yet... I guess you could call me a wreckless driver"

"What do you call a confidence game within a confidence game within (yet another) confidence game? Conception"

"WTH! @ The audience that just sat and watched the first ever magician to saw a lady in half."

"Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck? Because he put in a little extra clovertime."

"The Expendables 2 Review: I haven't seen that much shooting in a movie since I went to watch The Dark Knight Rises."

"Shout out to all you guys with permanent amnesia. You know who you are."

"Would you give a blowjob for a million dollars? Yes? Can I get a dollar's worth?"

"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies."