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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I talk to a Mexican I feel like there's some kind of barrier between us It's about 4 ft high, made of wood and there's usually a cash register on top of it."

"Have you heard the joke about German sausage? It's the wurst."

"Just bought some 007 Viagra It makes you rodger more"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with large breasts? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean!"

"If I had a dollar for every gender that exists.... I'd have two dollars."

"What's grey and lights up ? An electric elephant !"

"i'm so bad at rock-paper-scissors, last time i accidently joined a street gang."

"How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots."

"Did you hear about the procrastinating dictator? He was stalin."

"Threesomes I never understood the obsession with threesomes , if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I would have lunch with my parents."