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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with large breasts? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean!"

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"Have you heard the myth about how the internet was created? It's an Allegory."
"Inspired by Baby Jesus, I'm hoping to get nailed this weekend."
"Proof that Bush did 7/11 Jet fuel cant melt ICEE's"
"Today I learned that wolves are not ticklish. Tomorrow I need to learn how to tie my shoes with one hand."
"Williams Sonoma excels at selling me cookware I don't need to prepare meals with ingredients I can't afford for dinner guests I don't have."
"What is Worse than Ants in your pants? Uncles"
"*wife opens present* ""You got me the action figure you wanted?"" Ugh if you don't appreciate it then give me it *takes gift and runs to room*"
"I've always wondered what mothballs smelled like. But I could never get their tiny legs apart to find out."
"How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb? It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way."