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Joke of the Day
"How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots."
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"The economy is so bad... even the rope splicer can't make ends meet."
"Fact: Bernie Sanders won't release his birth certificate because it proves that when he was born he was already a 74-year-old man"
"What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry Martinez."
"Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough"
"What has a ring but no fingers? The former owner of a Note 7"
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall. It depends on how hard you throw them"
"Donald Trump is getting back into the air travel industry... He's launching...Receding Hairlines"
"Did you hear about the statistician's party? The dress code was causal."
"What does Massive Attack call Parkinson's Disease? Interia Creeps Moovin' Up Slowly"