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"Just bought some 007 Viagra It makes you rodger more"
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"I call my glasses... I call my glasses congress because they are old and crooked."
"""The trash compactor is full so just dump that in a pan for now."" - Inventor of the fruit cake."
"Hotel beds are often all the proof I need that Satan owns a mattress factory."
"Boss: you spend a lot of time on your phone! Me: you spend too much time watching me. Don't you have work to do?"
"Apparently Gary Glitter is applying for the Villa manager's job... after hearing the strikers were Bent, Young and possibly Keane"
"Why is everyone complaining about Mayweather? We're only 4 days in and I think it's been just fine"
"Everyone, stop making menstrual cycle jokes. Period."
"Q: What is a monster's favourite game? A: Swallow the leader."
"[Meta] If our roles were reversed... I'd upvote your post."