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Joke of the Day
"I'm not really fan of gallows humor It just always leaves me hanging."
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"Told this joke when I was three Me: ""Why did the cow cross the road?"" Parent: ""Wh-"" Me: ""Moo!"""
"A man with Deja vu walks into a bar."
"What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !"
"What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !"
"What Social Media site do the undead use? Tomblr."
"Why did the French chef kill himself? He lost the huile d'olive."
"What's the pink panther's to do list? *To do *To do *To do to do to do to do to doooooo"
"""This week has been an emotional roller coaster. I'm gonna open up a bottle of red and take a long, hot bath."" - white women"
"I Was Accused Of Being A Paedophile Today... Now who wants a sweet?"