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Joke of the Day

"Best one I know, and quite apt this time of year! :D Americans think they have Freedom!"

"How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama? One Mississippi."

"Whenever I use idioms in the wrong context... ...people look at me as if I'm as thick as thieves!"

"What do you call a cold Jewish person? Iceberg."

"Even though I don't smoke cigarettes, I exclusively date women who do... I figure if they're willing to suck on something that nasty, they'll suck just about anything."

"I hate that I push myself to do so many squats and lunges only to be forced into walking like a penguin the next day."

"Car trouble, miss? Allow me to squint, and posture heroically while staring at your labyrinthine engine as panic cascades through my spine."

"I asked Luke Perry what today's date was, and he said... 9/02/10! This joke is only funny today, once in a lifetime joke! Spread the love"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He sipped his drink before it was cool"

"How does a Jew make tea? Hebrews it. -- How does a Jew make beer? --Hebrews Hops"