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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck."
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"What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. Whats blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath"
"You eat what (phonetic joke)? Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who?"
"I gave my bus seat to a blind man this morning... I lost my job as a bus driver."
"I had such a bad allergic reaction to a peanut today... ... that I got sued by TheFineBros."
"How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!"
"A code tester walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders ten beers. Orders 2.15 billion beers. Orders -1 beers. Orders a nothing. Orders a cat. Tries to leave without paying."
"*sees a babe about to walk through a puddle* ""No no, allow me"" *gets on hands and knees and drinks the entire puddle so the babe stays dry*"
"Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle"
"Did you hear the iPhone 6S Plus is selling really well? Seems like it's a big 6S"