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Joke of the Day
"Diets are like ghosts. They might exist, but I wouldn't know."
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"My grandma was so poor she only left me recipes for pasta dishes in her will, you could say she was my.. *golf swings* Pennefactor."
"Have you heard that duct tape can be used as an aphrodisiac? It turns ""NO! NO! NO!"" into ""MMM! MMM! MMM!"""
"Happy Valentines Day. And Merry Christmas to FTD, Hallmark and Zales."
"TIFU when my parents weren't home. turns out it is really hard getting your dick out of a dvd once you get erect"
"Every now and then, getting lost means finding your way."
"If God hadn't meant the pussy to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco."
"How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit."
"Hey Kevin, why do you like fungi on your pizza? Cause I'm a vegetarian."
"I just clogged a urinal?"