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Joke of the Day
"I just clogged a urinal?"
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"Sometimes when I'm puking I worry I might be pregnant then I remember I'm not Mary And that requires sex Then I laugh And keep puking"
"How does one know a man is going to say something smart?..His senentences start with ""A woman once told me.."""
"How does a nun lose her virginity? Dresses up as an altar boy"
"*adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms*"
"What do colors say when they laugh? Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue"
"What does a cow and 9/11 have in common? We love to milk the shit out of it"
"TIL I haven't actually been having conversations with my furniture... My toaster told me"
"Well it looks like it's just you and me.. [tumbleweed starts rolling away] WAIT TUMBLY, NO"
"Don't you guys just hate it when a sentence doesn't end like you think it pineapple?"