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Joke of the Day

"What do Tits & Model Trains have in common? Tits & Model Trains were both intended for children, but are played with by grown men."

"What was a positive accomplishments made by the Nazi party? The leader killed Hitler OP: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3grkqb/what_were_some_positive_accomplishments_made_by/"

"Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50 one buck at a time to panhandlers on the street."

"WIFE: Please take the trash out ME: Ok *later that night* ME: I'm having a nice time TRASH: Wow, the food here is spicy AF"

"Crazy man has sex with machine at laundromat and evades police Nut screws washer and bolts"

"Women think they are smart for faking orgasm Men fake whole relationships just to get sex."

"What do you call a rotten lamb chop? Food gone ba-a-a-a-a-ad."

"I lost 42 pounds!!! Help me find her before her mother comes back!"

"What do you call a spoiled girl blogging about her 1st world problems? A feminist."

"How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk? When it's past your eyes."