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"What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for? best before..."
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"What is Jasmine Tridevil's (girl with 3 boobs), favorite type of cake? Tres Leches!"
"Women are like bacon: we look good, we smell good, we taste good and we will slowly kill you."
"I once dated a girl who had 12 nipples. Sounds pretty crazy, dozentit?"
"Why cant a woman be the goalie for hockey? 3 periods 2 pads."
"There is no life on earth without water.nBecause without water, there is no coffee.nAnd without coffee, I'll kill you all."
"My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle Information goes in, but is often never found again"
"What do ISIS and cats have in common? They're both a bunch of pussies. Credit to Stephen Colbert."
"Overheard a girl just say she's full because she ate at 3:00. It's 6:00. How can you stay full for THREE HOURS, alien?"
"A first date is probably the best time to show off your wicked hand puppet skills."