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Joke of the Day

"Women are like bacon: we look good, we smell good, we taste good and we will slowly kill you."

"If a 99lb girl eats a 1lb plate of nachos is she technically 1% nachos? I think I'm on to something..."

"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar. (Doctor Who knew how to pun in the 60's)"

"Why can't a bike stand on it's own? because it is two-tyred. edit: sorry about ""it's own""."

"What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese? Alfredo"

"When 2 people have sex it's called a twosome. When 3 people do it it's called a threesom I guess that's why they call me handsome... Edit: front page! Everyone hating on my joke can suck it"

"What is a Word documents least favorite blood type? Type-O"

"What do you call a slutty clown? The town unicycle."

"If we start calling it 'potato juice', Vodka becomes a health drink. RIGHT??"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? ...it doesn't matter, he isn't going to come anyways."