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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when spring is here? the Leafs are out!"
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"Almost 100 degrees here, which sucks. Although, to be fair, only the last 15 degrees suck. I'm okay with the rest of them."
"I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing."
"Confucius say if someone call you idiot it better you keep quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt"
"The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales."
"What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper."
"[NSFW] I met a girl called Michelle at a bar... Her: Hi, I am Michelle Me: I am Donaldson, but people sometimes call me Dick. Her: How do you get Dick from Donaldson? Me: You ask nicely."
"What is a priest's favorite snack? Little boysenberries."
"I call the toilet at work Mrs. Star Trek, because I just Shatner."
"Did you hear about the farmer who was a heroin addict? He had to quit in the end, because he couldn't find a needle in a haystack."