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Joke of the Day

"My dvd got a scratch... so i used sandpaper to smooth it out"

"I only enter names and numbers into my contacts so I can see who I'm ignoring when they call."

"A computer once beat me at chess but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"If your Prius was a transformer his name would be Fagatron"

"Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range."

"What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? Girl, we used to be so tight until we let some dick come between us."

"What do a bunch of wankers do in a group? Mass debating."

"Last night I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted."

"What do you get when you mix a hamburger with Guinness. A hamburger paddy."

"TMZ reportedly has a copy of a Dora the Explorer sextape which shows Dora having sex, using drugs and making racially insensitive comments."