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Joke of the Day

"4: can we name the baby Yoko? Me: well Yoko is a Japanese name 4: if the baby is Japanese can we name it Yoko? Me: ... 4: ... Me: yes"

"A large chunk of ice walks into a bar and places his order. ""I'll take a whiskey on the rocks."" The bartender looks at him and says, ""I'm sorry, sir, but I can't serve your kids."""

"I wake up relatively happy every morning. Then I interact with other people and things change quickly"

"Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!"

"Nicki Minaj looks like an unlocked character that you get on the last level of Mortal Kombat."

"A high schooler told his geology teacher that.. ""geology rocks!"" The teacher's response? ""that's Gneiss, but it's too bad you're so schist at it"" #\#rokt"

"In Germany, these are the three main fat groups: 1. Gesattigt Fett (Saturated Fat) 2. Trans Fett (Trans Fat) 3. Boba Fett"

"What car does Woody drive? AUDI ADUI ADUI!"

"Don't be a vegetarian ! It's a big missteak"

"Why do jews like jail Because of all the shackles.....im terribly sorry"