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Joke of the Day
"No need to fight over me, ladies. I'm perfectly capable of disappointing all of you sexually."
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"Guys, for Valentine's Day leave 3 notes scattered around your house for your girlfriend that say ""Will"", ""you"", and ""me."" That'll keep her busy while you watch sports."
"I spent an hour staring at the OJ container yesterday. It said ""concentrate."""
"A movie called Jurrasick Park where there's no dinosaur activity because they're now sick for some reason."
"A cop pulled me over and said ""papers"". I said, ""scissors, I win"" and drove off."
"It's Saturday! Go for a walk! Pay your bills! Take up smoking! Shave a loved one! Steal a baby!"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? **[Deleted]**"
"Before the Internet, I guess I just assumed all my friends knew how to spell ""definitely."""
"I really identify with the trans movement... For the first 9 months of my life, I was a man trapped in a woman's body!"
"If you swap the fried cheese for cheese, the beer for wine and the cheese art for actual art, Wisconsin is just like France."