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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone? Just wait, they'll tell you."
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"What is the easiest way to get a small fortune? You start with a large one."
"What do you say to a chav that has got a job? Bigmac and fries please"
"I give lions haircuts by the river for a living What I do is all but manestream."
"Internet Explorer is actually my favorite browser.. To download other browsers with Abraham Lincoln, 1863 -Morgan Freeman"
"Did you hear the one about Gilgamesh? It was epic."
"What do banks and the US government have in common? They both deal with checks and balances."
"I'm rubber, you're glue. I'm destroying the planet and you are made of dead horses"
"Sorry, I can't listen to your vegan nonsense right now. I have more important things at steak."
".. How are you on your grind, if you're on twitter all the time?"