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Joke of the Day

"I've decided to get help with my drug habit. I've managed to convince some friends to give me bulk discounts."

"if people really didn't want to hear smartass responses they wouldn't keep asking questions like ""do you know why i pulled you over?"""

"Black joke What did god say when he made a balck guy? Oh shit I burnt one"

"Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician? A: Chelsea."

"Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That's funny. It's from the same fish."

"What do you say to a bodybuilder to get him to repeat you? No Whey"

"How do astronauts make a party? They plan-et."

"A man has three testicles. He goes to the doctor and says, ""Doc, I have one more testicle than you."" The doctor replies, ""Really? You have eight?"""

"How to keep an idiot busy for hours [read below] How to keep an idiot busy for hours [read title]"

"So apparently airport security doesn't like it when you call shotgun before boarding a plane."