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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician? A: Chelsea."
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"Did you hear about the Mathematician who was constipated, and lost his calculator? He worked it out with a pencil"
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"What sound does a Polish crow make? Krakow"
"Every time I drive by a church my Praydar goes fucking ballistic."
"If you could travel the world with only one person, who would that be? Dora. She has like everything in her backpack."
"I saw a tweet saying liberals should create their own Captain America. They did. In 1940."
"Standup comedian It gets up in public, at public places; thus making me awkward, and the passersby laugh. My dick is a great standup comedian."
"Why are blind people bad at math? Because they lack da-vision."
"How many feninists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Because feminists can't change anything."