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Joke of the Day
"I've had a bungee jumping incident But I'm sure I'll bounce back"
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"How many Jews can you fit in a vw? 55. 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 50 in the ashtray"
"A woodworm walks into a bar... and says, is the bar tender? ba dum tsss"
"Look UPS chick, you can't just show up at someone's house unannounced and expect them to always have their pants on, and not to be covered in Baby Oil!!"
"Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll"
"If you LOVE something, set it free.. If it comes back to you,,,,you love a boomerang"
"Game of Thrones characters should have to wear jerseys with their names on the back"
"Stephen Hawking calculates the properties of the universe from a wheelchair and I'm googling how to get paid without leaving my house"
"""You got a friend in me"" - your friend's girlfriend"
"Grey Goose and Red Bull, because two sets of wings is better than one."