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Joke of the Day

"You know what's a good joke? The CSS of this subreddit"

"Schrodingers cat walks into a bar ... and doesn't."

"What spice do you find in hell? SINammon (Sorry)"

"[1st day as cop] captain: ""why did you call for back up"" me: ""there was a fly in my car"" swat team leader: ""what exactly do you think we do"""

"What does the quantum duck say? Quark Quark"

"Once upon a time there was a Z & D. Then someone tipped Z over. The ND."

"Did you hear about the terrorists who hijacked a plane of lawyers? They threatened to release one every hour til their demands were met."

"For Christmas, I gave my wife a t-shirt and a dildo. I told her if she didn't like the shirt she could go fuck herself."

"A photon walks into a hotel The bell boy walks up and asks, ""Do you have any luggage?"". ""No,"" says the photon, ""I'm traveling light."""

"Did you hear about the Mexican Criminal trio? They got away from the scene without a tres."