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Joke of the Day
"Schrodingers cat walks into a bar ... and doesn't."
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"A cowboy peers down the pit of an outhouse... He sees an Indian standing at the bottom. He asks, ""How long have you been down there?"" The Indian replies: ""Many moons."""
"KiK? Nope. I only joke about divorce. I'm not committed to it actually happening."
"Ya know you're from Tacoma when... Your niece sees velvet ropes and says ""Ooh , that's some really nice police tape""!"
"Dora, with all the questions she poses to her audience, is breeding a generation that will scream loudly at the characters in scary movies."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Sorry if repost"
"i saw a license plate yesterday that said 'i miss new york,' so i smashed their window and stole their radio"
"Why do elephants have four feet? Because six inches would never satisfy a female elephant."
"My greatest fear is sitting in front of thousands of people while my Google search history is read aloud."
"Don't people who say ""cray cray"" realize how stew stew they sound?"