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"Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips."
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"How does Shrek describe his sex with Fiona? Medi-Ogre"
"How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb? One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!"
"Booster cables are racist Because being black is negative."
"You heard about /r/politics? Or as I like to call it, ""Baby's first election."""
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"Santa is the ultimate hipster. Works one day a year and spends the rest of the year judging you."
"Any woman who chooses to have sex with me, gets the short end of *that* transaction."