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Joke of the Day
"Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph? Because he's too short to be an essay"
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"My sphincter is a lumberjack. He cuts logs in half."
"What's E.T short for? His little legs."
"Bread goes in, toast comes out. EXPLAIN THAT, ATHEISTS!"
"*opens camera app on phone* *35 cats scurry under the couch*"
"Did you hear the joke about the pedophile with a Mexican fetish? He only wanted a little Juan."
"Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken..."
"I wonder if I've come a lake yet."
"What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them? Why di'n'ja 'vite us?"
"[Airport terminal] *waits at baggage claim area* *an entire roast pig emerges on the carousel* *I check the tag to make sure it's mine*"