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Joke of the Day
"Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph? Because he's too short to be an essay"
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"I wish all my younger siblings would appreciate how low I set the bar for them."
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"A missionary noticed a particularly happy cannibal Missionary: Joe, you look unusually cheery today. CannibalJoe: Today wife gave me head"
"I'm a necrophiliac... ...but my friends seem to be cool about it"