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Joke of the Day

"Was watching golden globes this morning. The next door neighbbour was sunbathing topless in the garden."

"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website? I can't help it I'm hooked."

"Your mama's so stupid She killed herself for life insurance"

"*Steals parking spot from guy backing in* Him:*middle finger* Me: [rolls down window] I SEE THAT YOU'RE NOT MARRIED. I ALSO AM NOT MARRIED"

"How are anal sex and spinach the same? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you're going to hate it as an adult."

"What's Gordon Ramsey's favorite film? IT'S FUCKING FROZEN!!"

"What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K? Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ..."

"The way my dog maintains eye contact while taking a dump is unsettling. Can't he read a magazine like a normal dog?"

"Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!"

"Why was the atom laughing? Because part tickles."