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Joke of the Day
"""Socks... they're like... soft little canoes for your feet."" - Don Draper, having a stroke"
Next Joke
"what do you call a Cow with no legs? ground beef. what do you call a cow with three legs? lean beef. what do you call a cow with two legs? your mother."
"I have an inferiority complex about my superiority complex. I know I'm better than you, but I feel really bad about it."
"So I was driving down the street when I saw a couple guys trying to take an old lady's purse. I ran her over to help We got it off her eventually"
"I just filled up my gas tank and went to a movie and bought a large soda and popcorn, I spent roughly 7000 dollars."
"Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls."
"A dop Ted Father : Son, do we have any dop ted? Son : What's a dop ted? Father : You are. You're adopted. Son : Nice one dad. Father : I'm not your dad."
"What do you call a mail order bride from Thailand? A she-mail"
"Would the person who has been writing my horoscope please lighten up."
"What did the chef say to his assistant when he got handed the wrong ingredients? This is neither the thyme nor the plaice."