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Joke of the Day
"""Socks... they're like... soft little canoes for your feet."" - Don Draper, having a stroke"
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"My ex girlfriend had a really weird fetish... She would dress like herself and act like a fucking bitch all the time."
"Just had too much fun with a woman who lost her son named ""Marco"" in the supermarket just now."
"Will Smith: ""Jaden, I want you to star in this 100 million dollar movie with me"" My Dad: ""Shut up and hold this flashlight Steve"""
"Why did the white girl die of alkalosis? Because she was too basic"
"What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day? Tree O'clock!"
"Anybody know where I can get a Game of Thrones Valentine's day card? It's for my sister."
"An Irishwoman gave birth to triplets and named them Nat,Pat and Tat. However when she tried to breastfeed them she found out there was no tit for Tat."
"TIFU by messing up someone's sandwich order Whoops, wrong sub!"
"I just punched Dwayne Johnson in the ass So I guess I've finally hit rock bottom."