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Joke of the Day

"Yo Momma So Fat Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."

"Men say they love Asian women but every time I fry up a new boyfriend's cat or dog it's like all the appreciation goes out the window."

"What makes a barbershop quartet sound so amazing? They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation."

"Best Joke I know Reddit on April fools' day."

"Torrential rainfall? Rising floodwaters?! No escape?!! Don't worry... I Noah guy."

"My girlfriend went to the dentist for a cavity. It's odd since she spends so much time in the bathroom with her electric toothbrush."

"Probably too soon... But it looks like Peaches Geldof doesn't like Mondays, either."

"If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to."

"""I remember one time I brought my report card home and said 'Hey Dad, I got a B in Reading!"" He just said ""That's a D, you idiot."""

"What did one dry erase marker say to the other? I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old."