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Joke of the Day

"In some cultures, it's considered polite to scream when someone shows you their baby. I'd be considered proper there. Probably."

"The inventor of knock knock jokes should win a no-bell prize."

"Hitler was hunting in the forests of Germany, but he forbade the harming of male deer because... ...they were Reichstags."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $39 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest."

"What do you call the bad part of Italy? The spaghetto."

"The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."

"Late Night Murder What did the killer say after murdering the talk show host? ""Badam Tish"""

"Me: The bathroom Wife: What? Me: I was about to get off the couch and just wanted to stop you before you asked where I was going."

"Texans can't comprehend vegans. We just think their barbeque grills are broken."

"If an Apple today keeps the doctor away... If an Apple today keeps the doctor away then he must be using IOS6 maps."