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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma? a Karaoke"
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"Brian Williams told me if I lied I can get to the front page."
"Sticks and stones may break your bones. Also good: lead pipes."
"Knock knock. Knock knock Who's there? Nobell Nobell who? Nobell that's why I knock lah."
"What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin? A Cheese Kurd."
"the refrigerator is a clear example that what matters is whats inside"
"Tip: ""Montreal"" is short for ""Monsters Are Real."" The city was originally given this name due to its abundance of monsters."
"Duck Joke Q: Why did the duck go to jail? A: He was selling quack."
"#rudolph > .nose { background: red; border-radius: 50%; @include shiny; }"
"I am a simple man with simple jokes. A tumblrite came up to me and told me I needed to respect her being a pansexual. I said ""why do you want to fuck bread? You'll get a yeast infection."""