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Joke of the Day
"Allow me to sum up the 90's for you. 90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945"
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"Who are you going to trust, some real doctor who says it's impossible to make you a centaur, or me, the guy with a hacksaw and half a horse?"
"The lobotomist ran off with my wife... And I think he took off with my better half."
"Helped a turtle cross the road today. So how does this karma shit work? Should I buy a lottery ticket, or just try to fold a fitted sheet?"
"What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common? They have to smell it but they can't taste it!"
"I am against Picketing But I don't know how to show it"
"F.E.M.A. Fuck EverybodyMostly Africans. ~Eddie Griffin"
"Poker? I barely know her!"
"I just ordered a cup of coffee from a BP gas station. The attendant spilled it. Why am I not surprised?"
"What's an Irish seven course meal? A six pack and a potato"